Tuesday 11 April 2017

DailyFlash: Trump the Construction Worker

"This is it, this is going to be the greatest wall I've ever built," said Trump.
     "That so?" said Tim, knocking the first brick of the final course into place.
     "Oh, you better believe it." He removed his hand from his pocket and put another brick into place. "Thanks Tim, for believing in me."
     "No worries, Trump. You've really proved that you got what it takes."
     "Yeah, I did," he beamed.
     "Not all construction companies will take a chance on someone like you. Someone with such small hands. But, you know what - here at Gladman Construction we don't discriminate against those less fortunate. You have every right to work, just like anybody else."
     "Yes, my hands are small," he said, looking down at them mournfully. He reached out and grabbed another brick from the LEGO pile. "But you know what I can grab?"
     "Now, Trump, you know what you've been told about that kinda talk."





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